ChatGPetey – Simple Web Apps That Make Your Life Less Annoying

Not for everyone. Only for businesses where the visuals ARE the product. If your business is boring, I can't help you.

Fixed price. Fixed timeline. No six-month builds. Just proven structure + your striking imagery = something people actually show their friends.

Websites That Pull Heads Off Pillows

Not boring brochures. Experiences that work. Strategy-first design with branding baked in.

Desktop. Tablet. Mobile. Every screen. Clean code. Zero bloat. Just results.

Anyone can type prompts. I orchestrate them. Strategy over generation. Iteration over first drafts.

AI imagery, video generation, mockups. The kind where people ask "wait, you made that with AI?" because it doesn't look like everything else.

Plus copywriting. Because sometimes you need a human to make the robots make sense.

Not enterprise-grade complexity. Just practical tools that do one thing perfectly.

Like Automationator – tells you what to automate before you waste time building the wrong thing.

That which sucks, we automate.

I take 4-5 projects per year. That's it.

If you want a visually striking website that people remember, let's talk. If you want boring and safe, I'm not your person.